I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
why doesn’t this website love Miranda Hart like??
she’s the queen I mean
lets not forget this gem
she understands me
oh and yeah
can I get a ‘spirit animal!’ over here??
Same girl, same
my thought process exactly
oh and um yeah
basically she has this show called Miranda on BBC and you should watch it bc perf.
I have a deep connection to Emma Stone’s character in this scene.
This is how I flirt……line up boys!!!
"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"
The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each
i dont know whats happening in this post
it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you
husband? more like husband. yes, i’m going to marry this entire band.